Viagra

I get a LOAD of emails about VIAGRA, but personally I've never BOTHERED because I can get quite aroused by HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS such as aerosol cheese, comfy chairs and a Susan Sarandon video.

One of the more crappy jobs I had after the funfair was acting as a low-grade GOPHER for some multinational corporation with dodgy accounting practices. For some really stupid reason, I'd been ENTRUSTED with the company AMEX, so when I got one of the VIAGRA mails I decided to order some.

Well, one day we had these BRITS over and I had to go and make TEA for some big meeting, and frankly I was PISSED cuz I wanted to surf for piccies of Susan Sarandon, but OH NO they said they must have some TEA.

Yeah well, by COINCIDENCE this load of VIAGRA turned up that morning and there's me making this FRIGGIN' TEA and staring at this VIAGRA and then I get this IDEA and I grind some of the VIAGRA down and dissolve it in this DARNED TEA.

Now.. I went down to see my mate RAMBO DAVE in the security office to watch the camera in the room. It was SOOOO funny because none of the men dared get up because they were making a TENT in the TROUSER DEPARTMENT.

They were there for HOURS and then the wanted some MORE TEA. Heheh. Shame about the other SIDE EFFECTS. Next time I'd better try something Herbal cuz the police are getting suspicious.