Travel
 I
like to travel. On the bus or on the train.
I'll probably sit next to you, even if there is plenty of space.
Maybe I'll try to come home with you.
Here's something you can do: I like to pretend to fall ASLEEP and
DROOL on the person sitting next to me. Most of the time they're too embarrased
to try to move you off. I dribbled on someone for two hours once on the
Amtrak. Their jacket a a HUGE damp patch all over the shoulder. I think
they had a business meeting or something.
This is another GREAT trick to do on a long journey: wait until
someone else falls asleep and start to sing.. but do it slightly out of
KEY. Or do some raspy breathing but stop when they wake up. If you have
some WATER or something, try making a damp patch on their trousers!! Heheh. |
