My
shrink says:
Not
all Slugs
are so very very dull. Zese are
some more interesting species you
may vant to check out if you're not
too scared.
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Slugs
 Slugs
are kinda fun. They don't do much by themselves but you can lighten up
a boring day with them.
For a while I used to work in a shoe shop. It was pretty dull, so
I used to liven it up a bit by bringing slugs in and putting them in peoples
shoes. Most of them never said anything even though they could feel the
things OOZING between their toes. I don't work there any more.
Now I go to the park and climb up one of the trees. I'm pretty good
at flicking the things and sunbathers now. They scream a lot.
Please note: slugs do not taste good. Do not try to eat them.
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