Sex

There's far too much SEX on TV and the Internet. Nasty deviant stuff. I was shocked at how easy it was to get hold of once I'd borrowed the AMEX from my former employer along with the CEO's laptop.

I started by searching for SUSAN SARANDON NAKED but frankly there wasn't much to see, so I tried the CEO's search history instead.

Wowsers. I didn't understand most of it.

• RUBBER NUNS
• PIGEON FANCIERS
• NASAL SEX
• CONDOLEEZZA RICE NUDE
• LATEX GIMP OUTFITS
• REMOTE CONTROL CHASTITY BELTS
• PINK SLIPS

The last one seemed to be the most disturbing. So I decided to watch the DISCOVERY CHANNEL which appears to be a CRADLE OF BESTIALITY or something. At least I now understand the phrase HUNG LIKE A BABOON better.