Privacy
The JUDGE said that I'm not ALLOWED to follow people home and rummage
through their TRASHCANS any more. And my lawyers wrote the following STUFF
you should read.
CreepyGuy.com collects information for statistical tracking purposes
only. This information is used to count the number of visitors, most popular
pages, browser and country information, return visits and other information.
You cannot be identified from the information. This information is collected
using FishTracker. All the information
gathered is secure and will never be disclosed to a third party except
where compelled to by law, or people with GUNS or POINTY STICKS.
CreepyGuy is also an associate of Amazon.com (privacy
statement). When you follow a link to Amazon, and/or make a purchase,
this information is recorded by Amazon who release a very limited amount
of information back to their associates This information relates to linking
method (i.e. which title or banners are clicked), titles ordered and traffic
levels on a daily basis. Amazon do not pass back any personal or financial
details, or give information that could identify any individual. Nor does
Amazon release information about titles ordered in a particular session
or pages visited subsequent to linking to their sites from CreepGuy.com.
In addition, data is only passed from Amazon to CreepyGuy.com when you
link to the Amazon site from the CreepyGuy.com site. If you subsequently
visit Amazon without linking from CreepyGuy.com, no information is passed
from Amazon to CreepyGuy.com. SO IF YOU BUY LESBIAN NUNS IN LEATHER I AIN'T
GONNA KNOW IT'S YOU, OK?
Other banner advertisements and links may also collect personal
information, but rest assured that personal privacy will always be a priority
for any CreepyGuy.com affiliate. All other affiliate tracking is done by Shareasale, although individual vendors will have their own policy.
We will not transfer, sell, publish or otherwise release any tracking
information,
except where compelled to do so by the laws of the United Kingdom (CreepyGuy.com
is hosted in the UK). However, Email sent to the address in the "forum"
is considered public and may be republished. CreepyGuy
or his shrink reserve the right to edit any correspondence
or indeed just make it up.
We do reserve the right to catalog referring
URLs and publish links to those URLs so that they
may be spidered and indexed by search engines. If
you do not which your referring links to be made
public, then please do not link to us. We are always
interested in making product link exchanges though.
We will not climb up any trees outside your window at night and
tap the glass with a stick, or follow you home from the bus stop. |