Halloween

Mostly I like to stay IN for Halloween cuz it gets COLD outside.
Kiddies dressed up as GHOSTS and GHOULS don't scare me much anyway - besides you can have much more FUN inside..
I especially like TRICK or TREAT. When the kiddies call round I like to give them some special JELLO which is green (lime! yum!) and has what look like CANDY WORMS in it..
..only they AIN'T CANDY! If you get the timing right some of them will still be MOVING about some. Some of them hide in corners and RETCH for hours!!!
Anyway.. what's with this hollowed out HEAD thing with a candle in it? That's GROSS! What would you think if I scooped out a REAL HEAD and shoved a candle in it? That would be FUNNIER! Maybe I can get one from the graveyard!

Graveyards

To be honest these aren't FUN places to be at night cuz it's DARK and you might fall down a hole. And let me tell you, Buffy doesn't hang around in MY local graveyard.

Also I ain't never seen any vampires, zombies or otherwise UNDEAD hanging around. Sometimes I see people DIGGING for stuff. I leave them alone - they're a bit CREEPY.
Here's a good trick though: get some plastic hands from a joke shop or shop dummies or something and then PLANT them in the ground near the headstones. Man I never knew people could SCREAM so loud!

Uh oh yeah and an important thing to remember - never let your DOG eat anything it finds if you're taking it for a WALK.