Hamsters
 I
had a hamster when I was a kid. It died.
That made me angry - my hamster shouldn't have died, that was wrong.
BAD HAMSTER. So I decided no one else should have a hamster either. So
I broke into the pet store and put poison in the hamster feed.
You shoulda heard the other kids crying.
I still have some in my collection of Dead
Things.
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