Graveyards
 To
be honest these aren't FUN places to be at night cuz it's DARK and you
might fall down a hole. And let me tell you, Buffy doesn't hang around
in MY local graveyard.
Also I ain't never seen any vampires, zombies or otherwise UNDEAD
hanging around. Sometimes I see people DIGGING for stuff. I leave them
alone - they're a bit CREEPY.
Here's a good trick though: get some plastic hands from a joke shop
or shop dummies or something and then PLANT them in the ground near the
headstones. Man I never knew people could SCREAM so loud!
Uh oh yeah and an important thing to remember
- never let your DOG eat
anything it finds if you're taking it for a WALK.
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