The Funfair
 I
used to work at the FUNFAIR. Yeah well I had FUN anyway. I used to work
the carousel. People would get on it and expect to have a nice time. HAHAH.
Personally I thought it was a bit SLOW and would be more FUN if
it was FASTER so I used to make the carousel go FASTER and FASTER until
everyone had so much fun that they were SICK.
And as it used to go round and round FASTER and FASTER I shouted
"Are yah having FUN yet? ARE YAH? ARE YAH?"
Eventually the ride OWNERS decided that I was giving people waaay
too much FUN so they fired me. So I loosened all the safety bolts on the
ride. Yeah that's what I call FUN.
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