Creepy Guys and Girls
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From: SHOOOGIE99@aol.com
Date: Sun, 2 Feb 2003
Subject: your site is f*ckin' gay
your site is as gay as siegried and roy lickin
each others nuts in a gay bar. your sh*t is
made up because u have nothin better do with ur
f*ckin day. none of it is even real,
u meat-pumper. next time u wanna be gay, give
me a call 847-650-7680, and ill show u how far u
can get with a dood. u f*ckin fag... never
make another website, ok i will hunt u down
mother f*ck u...
Matt + Tom
CreepyGuy's shrink says:
you really need to talk to somebody about your issues
vith your latent homosexuality
From: "Steven Achord" <metalhair@hotmail.com>
Subject: Hi
Date:
Thu, 30 Jan 2003
Dear creepyguy,
Boy your site is pretty "creepy"(insert
ominous thunder clap)
Hey Maybe your site would be even more "creepy"
if you didn't have all those f*cking gay-ass banner
ads. please please please kill yourself you f*cking
moron bastard.
CreepyGuy's response:
Dear Metalhair, thank you for your kind email. You
may be interested to know that I follow a dot.com
model when I BOMBARD you with gaudy banner
ads so I can go IPO as CreepyGuy Inc. My shrink
tells me I'm about 4 years too late though.
From: MaMiizsOpr0puh
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003
u sound really cool lol holla
CreeypyGuy's shrink says: CreepyGuy is under
sedation at the moment but I vill pass your message
on.
From: Lia Scott Price
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 2003
Hi there.
Your site is awesome. It suits my tastes perfectly.
Lia Scott Price
CreepyGuy says: if you
like my site, you definitely want to look at some
of the dark, dark fiction on Lia's
site - scary stuff!
From: George "W"
Subject:
There's this real creepy guy
There's this real creepy guy I know. He live
quite a long way away but he really gets on my nerves
with his seventies-style moustache, floppy berets
and covert biological weapons program. What should
I do?
CREEPYGUY RECOMMENDS: About half a dozen
or so large thermonuclear weapons should soon sort
out any problems you're having with your neighbors.
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