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Dead Things
 Everybody
keeps DEAD THINGS in their refrigerators so I don't know what all the fuss
is about. Yeah OK it's mostly VEGETABLES and stuff.
There seems to be a great tradition on the INTERNET
of listing the contents of people's refrigerators and freezer so here goes:
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A pack of super-economy hamburgers
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Two halves of cats (front ends)
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Frozen Pizza
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A skunk (fresh)
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Three groundhogs
- 37 Eggs
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Six deep-frozen hamsters
- Slugs and snails
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Puppy dogs tails
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A hubcab from an AMC Gremlin
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Entrails (mixed)
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Enbalming fluid (six pack)
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Microwave fries
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A locked metal box, contents unknown
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String
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K-Y jelly (plain, not flavored)
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Jello (flavored, not plain)
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