Cats
 I
have a CAT. It brings in Dead Things.
But when I try to hold it, it scratches me and spits. That makes
me ANGRY so I chase it with a broom.
I keep the Dead Things in the freezer in case I need them later.
Some of them aren't always quite dead before I put them in. They sure are
when they come out!!
It kinda looks after itself though. Which is good cuz I sometimes
forget to feed it the right kind of slop. It doesn't LIKE what I eat. Oh
year and FURBALLS are a real treat when you FIND
'em COUGHED UP in the dark with your BARE FEET.
I wonder if I should give my cat a name?
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