Not Your
Average CD
If you vant
something really disturbing, check out Blue
Jam at Amazon.com
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Kaboom!
Spat!
Boom! Splat!
Vatch zose heads explode! Sorry - I got carried away there. Scanners
just shows that David Cronenberg is a man vith real issues.
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What's Cooking?
Ohmigod vhats
zat meat zere eating - vhat kind of Delicatessen
is zis?!
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Love the
Bomb
Dr
Strangelove - vhat a terrible Cherman accent Herr Sellers
has. Totally unrealistic! Pah!
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Drive Carefully
Please understand
zat Death
Race 2000 is NOT a documentary. Alvays drive carefully and do not
exceed 55mph.
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All Work
and No Play
The moral
of The
Shining? I can't remember. Vas it something to do with all vork
and no play?
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Hack 'n'
slash
Now - CreepyGuy
may be Creepy but he's fairly.. ah.. harmless compared to zis guy
in Halloween
on DVD - a real fruitcake.
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Slash 'n'
hack
Troma - now
zey all need psychiatric help. Redneck
Zombies is a fine example of vhy. Oooh ze money I could make!
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Best get
some pellets
Not
all Slugs
are so very very dull. Zese are
some more interesting species you
may vant to check out if your not
too scared.
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What's In
The Box?
Jah - vell
at least CreepyGuy's more normal than some. Seven
on DVD - now zat's vat I call tvisted!
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Fancy a
Shower?
If you ask
me it is never good to keep dead relatives about ze house. Norman
Bates certainly lives up to ze name Psycho.
Zis man needs help.
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Chianti
Anyone?
Vell, wat do you exzpect
if you call your offspring Hannibal?
Vat about Proctor ze Doctor instead?
Parents.. hah!
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Must Eat
Brains!
Lord of ze Rings zis
isn't
but ze directors is ze same. It's
all in terribly Bad
Taste.
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What's That
Noise?
Look as a doctor
I can assure you zis is all in the
mind and The
Others
don't really exist. I think.
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