Alcohol
 Yeah
well I used to drink I admit.
It's kinda EXPENSIVE though, I used to spend a lot of money at the
liquor store and they sort of insisted that I pay for stuff, sometimes
by waving a HANDGUN at me. Well there's no freaking need for that I would
tell them.
After that I used to bum some THUNDERBIRD and stuff off vagrants.
It was OK but you had to put it in a beaker or something cuz the next of
the bottle tasted all CHEESY.
Trouble is if you have too much of the stuff you can't remember
what you've been up to and frankly you can wake up in a strange tree in
a strange neighborhood too many times. And I damn near broke my binoculars
too.
There's gotta be a better way to relax I told myself, but then I
found that Leave it to Beaver is on TV 4 times a day
which is pretty cool.
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