O'Bama

I am still trying to catch up with stuff after being away. This new Irish guy, O'BAMA seems to be a good friend to America. I often see him talking about stuff going on over here. Perhaps he doesn't have enough to do in the EMERALD ISLE?

Back from "sabbatical"

So, I've been away for a little while.

One day I suppose I will look back at it all and laugh.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" I will go. "HAHAHAHAHAHA".

It is important to keep your spirits up. So, I have been on sabbatical for a couple of years in a caribbean resort at the taxpayer's expense.

The story starts like this. I had completely run outta clean clothes, and the only thing I had left was my ORANGE JUMPSUIT from the funfair. Clean clothers are important. With my interests they get grubby real quick.

Anyway as it turns out I had run outta razor blades too. I was kinda stubbly. Kinda six months stubbly. Anyway, there was nothing for it but I was gonna have to visit my MOM on the bus with a big bag of LAUNDRY cuz the Gremlin was still broke.

It gets a bit vague after that. I must have fallen asleep, but the next thing I knew I was on a plane to Gitmo. Something about mistaken identity they said later. A really LONG TIME LATER in fact. A REALLY REALLY LONG TIME LATER.

Anyway, I'm back and the nice men in the black SUVs paid the back rent for my apartment, got me a new computer with something called VISTA which is really cool apart from the SUCKY BITS which it turns out it ALL OF IT. They also said that I would get the next AMC GREMLIN off the production line which is nice.