Travel

I like to travel. On the bus or on the train.

I'll probably sit next to you, even if there is plenty of space. Maybe I'll try to come home with you.

Here's something you can do: I like to pretend to fall ASLEEP and DROOL on the person sitting next to me. Most of the time they're too embarrased to try to move you off. I dribbled on someone for two hours once on the Amtrak. Their jacket a a HUGE damp patch all over the shoulder. I think they had a business meeting or something.

This is another GREAT trick to do on a long journey: wait until someone else falls asleep and start to sing.. but do it slightly out of KEY. Or do some raspy breathing but stop when they wake up. If you have some WATER or something, try making a damp patch on their trousers!! Heheh.