George Dubya Bush

My kinda guy - who needs stinking foreigners anyway? I always SAID we should bomb the bastards in alphabetic ORDER and Dubya agrees with me and flattened those commie bastards in AFGHANISTAN. Uh next is is ALBANIA then ALGERIA then someplace called AMERICAN SAMOA.. well we should bomb 'em for STEALING our FREAKIN name. And then ANDORRA wherever that is. ANGOLA. ANGUILLA (the same place SURELY?). Uh if you're a RED COMMIE SCUM yah better move to ZIMBABWE.
And all this moaning by pinko liberals about saving the planet. Nuke 'em all, this is OUR freaking planet and we'll do what we like! Using NUKES will PROTECT AMERICAN JOBS and that's what's IMPORTANT!
Hah hah CALIFORNIA so much for ZERO EMISSIONS. We don't have a ZERO EMISSIONS nuke for yah so you'll have to make do with this freakin DIRTY BIG one instead.
Go Dubya!