Dead things

Everybody keeps DEAD THINGS in their refrigerators so I don't know what all the fuss is about. Yeah OK it's mostly VEGETABLES and stuff.

There seems to be a great tradition on the INTERNET of listing the contents of people's refrigerators and freezer so here goes:

• A pack of super-economy hamburgers


• Two halves of cats (front ends)


• Frozen Pizza


• A skunk (fresh)


• Three groundhogs


• 37 Eggs


• Six deep-frozen hamsters


• Slugs and snails


• Puppy dogs tails


• A hubcab from an AMC Gremlin


• Entrails (mixed)


• Enbalming fluid (six pack)


• Microwave fries


• A locked metal box, contents unknown


• String


• K-Y jelly (plain, not flavored)


• Jello (flavored, not plain)