Sex

There's far too much SEX on TV and the Internet. Nasty deviant stuff. I was shocked at how easy it was to get hold of once I'd borrowed the AMEX from my former employer along with the CEO's laptop.
I started by searching for SUSAN SARANDON NAKED but frankly there wasn't much to see, so I tried the CEO's search history instead.
Wowsers. I didn't understand most of it.
RUBBER NUNS
PIGEON FANCIERS
NASAL SEX
CONDOLEEZZA RICE NUDE
LATEX GIMP OUTFITS
REMOTE CONTROL CHASTITY BELTS
PINK SLIPS
The last one seemed to be the most disturbing. So I decided to watch the DISCOVERY CHANNEL which appears to be a CRADLE OF BESTIALITY or something. At least I now understand