Alcohol

Yeah well I used to drink I admit.

It's kinda EXPENSIVE though, I used to spend a lot of money at the liquor store and they sort of insisted that I pay for stuff, sometimes by waving a HANDGUN at me. Well there's no freaking need for that I would tell them.

After that I used to bum some THUNDERBIRD and stuff off vagrants. It was OK but you had to put it in a beaker or something cuz the next of the bottle tasted all CHEESY.

Trouble is if you have too much of the stuff you can't remember what you've been up to and frankly you can wake up in a strange tree in a strange neighborhood too many times. And I damn near broke my binoculars too.

There's gotta be a better way to relax I told myself, but then I found that Leave it to Beaver is on TV 4 times a day which is pretty cool.

Buckets

Buckets are great.. you can keep all sort of THINGS in them. Although it's probably best to throw them out if they die cuz they start to SMELL BAD.

I keep the buckets of things in the cellar. Last time the guy from the POWER COMPANY came by to check the meters, he went down into the cellar and came straight back up again, got in his TRUCK and drove off VERY quickly.

I reported him for driving TOO FAST.
Funny, they still haven't billed me yet. Ah well that's ENRON for yah.