Cars

This is my car. It costs me a LOT of money and it doesn't work all the time. I have a guy comes round to fix it about once a fortnight.

He said he wasn't gonna come round any more until he showed me some MONEY. I decided to show him the inside of the TRUNK. After going on a little country DRIVE he decided I did't owe him any money any more. Trouble is, he won't come and fix the car now. GRRRR.

Luckily I've been SAVING money to buy a new AMC GREMLIN but all the AMC dealers have gone. WHY?! Gremlins are the coolest cars out there, unless you need load space, in which case you can't beat a HEARSE.

Someone suggested one of those MP3 player thingies as being really cool for it. Frankly I don't see what's WRONG with a record player on the back seat like everyone else has.