Food

What's the point unless it tastes good?

Pizza is great though I also like burger and fries, egg and fries, egg and Cheerios, egg and burger, egg and pineapple pizza. Hey I guess I like eggs a LOT but you gotta know that they don't HATCH no matter how long you leave them!!

Some people are vegetarians. Well, fries are vegetables but frankly I don't much like that GREEN MUCK they eat. I get it sometimes as garnish if I get a takeout. I feed it to my slugs.

Now I hear that people wanne SUE McDonalds for making them FAT. Yeah cuz like getting FAT is something that happens OVERNIGHT and that maybe SIX burgers a day was a BAD FREAKING IDEA. They'd be better off SUING their parents for giving 'em STUPID genes.