Slugs

Slugs are kinda fun. They don't do much by themselves but you can lighten up a boring day with them.
For a while I used to work in a shoe shop. It was pretty dull, so I used to liven it up a bit by bringing slugs in and putting them in peoples shoes. Most of them never said anything even though they could feel the things OOZING between their toes. I don't work there any more.
Now I go to the park and climb up one of the trees. I'm pretty good at flicking the things and sunbathers now. They scream a lot.
Please note: slugs do not taste good. Do not try to eat them.