Cats

I have a CAT. It brings in DEAD THINGS.

But when I try to hold it, it scratches me and spits. That makes me ANGRY so I chase it with a broom.

I keep the Dead Things in the freezer in case I need them later. Some of them aren't always quite dead before I put them in. They sure are when they come out!!

It kinda looks after itself though. Which is good cuz I sometimes forget to feed it the right kind of slop. It doesn't LIKE what I eat. Oh year and FURBALLS are a real treat when you FIND 'em COUGHED UP in the dark with your BARE FEET.

I wonder if I should give my cat a name?