Dogs

They say a dog is a man's best friend. Well let me TELL YOU PAL - NO FREAKING FRIEND OF MINE EATS HIS DINNER OFF THE FLOOR. (Apart from CLYDE that is but then he has ISSUES with tables. Weird guy if you ask me).

WOOF FREAKIN' WOOF. Watch out for the CHILLI-COATED FRISBEE, FIDO! Harharhar.
Frankly what use is a DOG anyway? If I wanna FRIGHTEN the MAILMAN I can do it MYSELF.

I'm pretty good at chasing CATS too come to think of it.
(By the way I found out that a HOT DOG should contain no actual real DOG)