The internet

The internet is cool cuz there's all sorts of wierd stuff out there.
Some people put their whole lives on the internet which is kinda peculiar. Quite a lot of people THINK they have something to say.. I guess they think they're pretty cool or something having a web page.

Chatrooms are great too cuz you can pretend to be anybody you like. I pretend to be me which is kinda odd I know but it still freaks people out.

This is a conversation between me and a guy called txn145600.
txn145600: so what do you like to do creepyguy?
CreepyGuy: OH I like animals and stuff I guess.
txn145600: you got pets or something?
CreepyGuy: Yeah I gotta cat. Some other stuff too but the cat tends to eat them mostly.
txn145600: rotfl!
CreepyGuy: What the heck does that mean?
txn145600: rolls on the floor laughing
CreepyGuy: Nah I prefer to see you rolling on the floor in agony with a major arterial bleed.
txn145600: woah dude i didn't mean to offend
CreepyGuy: No offence taken, just it get's kinda boring on your own. Hey look you left your address on your profile! What kinda windows you got? Do they open easily?
CreepyGuy: Hello?
Previous message was not received by txn145600 because of error: User 145600 is not
available.

Smoking

Yeah yeah that's REAL CLEVER cuz it's a really good idea to pump all that TOXIC WASTE through your lungs.
You may as well go set fire to some CAR TIRES and just inhale that instead. Plus it makes you smell REAL BAD.
I saw those pictures of animals made to smoke on TV so I tried it on my CAT. It nearly took my freaking ARM off. That's how dangerous smoking is!!!
PS: I found that a lot of people want to see PICTURES of ANIMALS SMOKING. You can find my favorite picture of smoking animals RIGHT HERE.